Sarah Palin is going back to her roots! TV for dumbasses!

It seems inappropriate to preface this post with anything but the following video.

I know, it’s quite difficult to watch. And she is eerily reminiscent of Britney Spears. In the baddest way possible.

What is there to say on a day like today when I was so freaking swamped at work and totally tied up all evening that I missed the most vomit-inducing news I’ve experienced in this lifetime? It’s baffling. The Washington Post tried to help me 12 hours ago. And I was too god damn busy to read my e-mail today? Really? I had access to the internet and my phone ALL DAY LONG and I missed this? I am baffled. Floored.

That there’s some photographic proof to you that I need more iPhone and twitter breaks. Boohoo cry weep.